Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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