You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
