you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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