where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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