what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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