HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Life is so much better after having sex.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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