I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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