well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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