I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
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He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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