i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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