I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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