New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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