Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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