I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Even my vagina gasped.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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