Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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