I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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