okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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