I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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