I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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