I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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