Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Do plants get herpes?
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