so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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