Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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