Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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