As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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