Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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