lets start a swedish sibling band together
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
