Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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