He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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