So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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