My brain says no but my pants say off.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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