He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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