i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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