So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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