Say something about gay babies.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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