so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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