He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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