quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Randomize