Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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