i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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