hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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