why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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