love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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