You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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