READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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