Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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