I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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