Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
