I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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