I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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