ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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