somebody snuck up and got me drunk
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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