hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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