i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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