you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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