We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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