I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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