Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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