ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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