You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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